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two step to the taco

Exactly what it states. Similar to a kicker kicking a field goal.

*Note; taco in reference to the female vag.
Nancy took a two step to the taco from Johny for being a dumb slut.

step up to the plate 

take responsibility (compared to a player taking his turn at bat)
It is hoped that everyone will step up to the plate.
step up to the plate by Midav March 1, 2017

Step up to the Mic 

When you bring a girl home from a night out but she doesnt put out. Its the question your friend would ask to see if she at least provided some ORAL entertainment.
Friend 1: How did you get on with that girl from last night?

Friend 2: Ah it was OK but she wouldnt put out...

Friend 1: Well did she at least step up to the mic?
Step up to the Mic by Whackerwalsh January 10, 2012

one step shortcut to the lobby 

To commit suicide off of an office or hotel building. Used in Iron Man 3.
Aldrich: “Well in the first hour, I considered taking that one step shortcut to the lobby..if you know what I mean.”

to step on my cake 

Similar to raining on my parade, or shitting on my dreams (stronger than the former, weaker than the latter)
I really want to go to the Pitfall concert!
Well, too bad, it is all sold out already.
Why do you always have to step on my cake??

Step up to the microphone 

euphemism - oral sex, giving head, blow job
technique of singing kareoke & playing the pink oboe are strikingly similar.
i.e. grab the microphone with both hands and belt out some classics.
That bird from last night was frigid, she didnt even step up to the microphone.

I pulled a dog last night, but fair play, she stepped up to the microphone and sung a few hits.