Steve’s Theorem 

“There is an inverse relationship between how much you care about the body of your car and how well you treat other people”

Man: Wow that Steve sure does take good care of his 1992 Mustang.

Other man: Yeah but he won’t let anyone touch it and everyone thinks he’s a dick. Classic example of Steve’s Theorem.

Steve’s Theorem by the notorious swish May 22, 2020

Steve's Hit 

The end of the bowl after a rotation. Mostly ash and res. Give the bowl to Steve, because he doesn't care. He'll hit that pipe until it's clean.
Origin- North Metro Minneapolis MN

Do you want to hit this?
--Nah, that's Steve's hit
Hey Steve, you want to hit this?
-Steve- Of course I do. Do you have a poker or paper clip?

Steve's Hit by Uncle tanner January 14, 2021

Steve’s Dick 

When something is so giant or massive

That guys dick is really big but not as big as Steve’s Dick

Steve’s Dick by Jeremy Douche Stewart September 7, 2022

Steve's Old Bay 

When you need a little encouragement to eat out a girl on her period to earn your wings. You just toss some old Bay seasoning on it and chow down cause you ain't a quitter, and you love Old Bay

She was on her period and I couldn't eat her out until I pulled a Steve's Old Bay.

Steve's Old Bay by dayoldhotdog June 14, 2023

Steve's Lava Chicken 

La la la lava ch ch ch chicken
Steve's Lava Chicken yeah it's tasty as hell
Ooh, Mamacita, Now your ringing the bell
Crispy and juicy, Now you're having a snack
Ooh super spicy, IT'S A LAVA ATTACK.

Have you tried the la la la lava ch ch ch chicken from the minecraft movie. Steve's Lava Chicken

Steve's Lava Chicken by Kingbozze April 12, 2025

Steve's lava chicken 

steve's restaurant that servers chicken cooked in hot lava

My bad bro i am late because i was eating Steve's lava chicken.

Steve's lava chicken by kgfh321 April 13, 2025

Steve's lava chicken 

la-la-la lava, chi-chi-chi chicken. STEEEEEEEVE'S LAVA CHICKEN, yeah its tasty as hell. OOOOOOhhhh mamacita now your rigging the bell. Crispy and juicy now your havin' a snack. OOOOOh super spicy is a LAVA ATTAAAAAAAACK!!!

steve's lava chicken is tasty as hell

Steve's lava chicken by Jamos2727 April 22, 2025