Statch Snatch 

A derogatory term for a young Male or Female(in this case female) that is below the legal age of 18 but looks, acts, and dresses much older and is desireable to men who ARE older; a fine piece of ass that is just drastically too young for someone my age (example: 16 yearold female- 22 yearold male)

Dude that girl Allyson, she is a fine piece of statch snatch.
If I wasn't 21 I would so go after that statch snatch.

Statch Snatch by Michael Silvia October 5, 2007

Statch Macking

the act in which someone who is much older, converses, flirts, and all together gets their mack on with people of a considerably lower age. the penalties of such an act are, looking like a total idiot, being creepy, being known as "that kid", and in some extreme cases a felony.

oh did you see andrew hitting on those freshman" "oh ya he was statch macking hard

Statch Macking by dontcreep May 1, 2011

statch batch 

A group of friends over the age of 18 who have relationships with underage girls.

You hooked up with that 15 year old girl you are now in the statch batch.

statch batch by statch batch January 7, 2009

The Statch 

Staten Island, New York... the so called "forgotten borough." WU TANG REPRESENT!

"Yo, fuck this Manhattan, let's take the ferry back to the Statch."
"Heall yeah, dog."

The Statch by Johnny Statch September 19, 2009

grab-a-snatch 

the grappling of a person's genitalia (by oneself or another); if such grabbing is unwanted or unsolicited, then it constitutes a sexual assault

cf Donald Trump: "... grab them by the pussy..."

Trump bragged he often committed grab-a-snatch assaults on women he found attractive.

grab-a-snatch by Eppypotamus June 23, 2019

SNATCHATWAT 

A licked twat with bite.

Snatchatwat: When you lick a twat and it snatches you back.

SNATCHATWAT by cornchu April 8, 2017

Thatch Snatch 

A vagina that is comparable to Margaret Thatcher's. Not the alive and well Margaret Thatcher Snatch, the dead and rotting Margaret Thatcher snatch. Hence the term, Thatch Snatch.

Becky smells like you got a little Thatch Snatch going on down there.

Thatch Snatch by Mac Long Dong June 3, 2013