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bathroom stalling 

The time spent in a public restroom after you poop, waiting for everybody to clear out so that nobody knows it was you who was pooping. Can be accomplished either by waiting for the bathroom to be completely empty, or by waiting until a new set of people come in who don't know you just pooped.
Woman 1: "Why did it take you so long in the bathroom?"
Woman 2: "I had to poop but these two girls were talkin' it up in the bathroom forever, so I was bathroom stalling for like 5 minutes!"
bathroom stalling by hiddenpaw December 8, 2010
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Pretending to take a Selfie but instead actually talking a picture of an unsuspecting victim in the background
Sam on the train texting Tom

Sam: Hey Tom this hot girl just got on the train and shes sitting across from me
Tom: Quick get a Stalkie
Sam: Got it, hang on a sec ill send it to you
Sam gets toms Stalkie
Sam: Nice man, shes a hottie, you should go speak to her
Stalkie by weaby12 October 22, 2013
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Simping for sallie 

When you are so sad that you simp for an online person you don't even know in real life
Person 1: I saw someone simping for Sallie on discord
Person 2: cringe
A wonderful and beautiful woman that you just can't stop thinking about. A very chill but very fun and entertaining person.
If you ever get the chance to meet a girl named Stellie, she's a keeper, one you never want to let go.
Stellie by xXRubidiumXx November 24, 2010

Smallie Biggs 

Rapper from lynnbrook, nj a total joke
Smallie Biggs by Bonody May 1, 2014
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Wayzz Watch Tha Smallie
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Queen's Stallion 

A Queen's Stallion (alternatively Dorse) is a specific fetish creature regularly found in lower-rating hentai artwork. Generally the result of a transformation, a Queen's Stallion bears the shape of a horse, with various features of a human/humanoid. It has a large penis and large breasts, as well as four hooves. Its features tend to be greatly exaggerated, generally involving giant glossy lips and a large horse-like tail.
"Do NOT look up Queen's Stallion. Worse mistake of my life!" -Peter Griffin
Queen's Stallion by TrueGrace March 6, 2022