Cum Swatting 

The act of jizzing straight up and then slapping it out of the air towards your partner's waiting face.

Similar to a little league coach giving his team fielding practice, except with semen instead of a baseball.

"I got totally cum swatted last night"

"Pat's ample ejaculatory power and excellent hand-eye coordination make him a cum swatting master"

Cum Swatting by The_PZA November 2, 2009

Spitting that Joseph 

The ability to spit that game, talk to the ladies and make them melt for you like butter. It usually requires such tactics as making crude comments on girls facebook statuses, making odd sexual jokes, and being loud and obnoxious at times. Side effects can include trash cans filled with used condoms and getting on other guys nerves.

This girl girl has a big ole nice ass I would like to slap my dick on, so I better get her facebook and start Spitting that Joseph!

Look at dick cheese over there Spitting that Joseph!

I may only have a 1 inch penis and and a face that is slathered in muckbut, but im still Spitting that Joseph!

Spitting that Joseph by dickcheese12345 August 11, 2011

spitting kink 

when someone is addicted to their partner spitting in their mouth or anywhere on their body.

a: spit in my mouth daddy
b: I like that spitting kink of yours princess.

spitting kink by jeonkinks May 11, 2021

sparting 

Farting, except with sparkles. You can see this in the two movies, "Angry Birds" and "Trolls."

"Say again how sparting on me creates camouflage !?"

sparting by dw8177 April 13, 2017

Spitting Bonita

When a girl throws up and is mounted doggy style

The girl from New York had too much to drink and her boyfriend saw this as an opportunity for a spitting Bonita

Spitting Bonita by Bob from key qeat May 10, 2014

swatting 

A goal achieved by hacking where the hacker tricks 911 systems into deploying SWAT to an unsuspecting victim's home under false pretenses.

A new cyber crime called "swatting" is capable of putting people in danger from SWAT in there own homes by strangers thousands of miles away.

swatting by neoeon January 7, 2008

token spotting 

like train spotting but you're not trying to spot trains, you spot the token's in groups of people. Can be any token i.e. Black guy, gay guy, homosexual, tranvestite, white guy, indian etc etc etc.

When you spot one you get 2 points. Player with most points wins

A really good game to play with a mate in a busy area.

Jordan: Dude, James totally beat Tom at Token spotting.
James: I know

token spotting by keylikesfood December 16, 2006