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Soiled Seconds 

n.--A pair of underwear worn after someone else has already "soiled" them.

v.--Wearing a pair of underwear that has previously been worn by someone else without washing in between
Darren: Hey, bro. I'm all out of clean undies.

Mikael: It's all good, dude. Take mine.

Darren: I don't want your soiled seconds.

Pookie sticks head in: Well, I'll wear 'em...
Soiled Seconds by Chip Vanderhaagen February 23, 2012
Related Words
Sooled Soledad soiled stoled soiled it swoled Soled soofed Sooned Sooped
Short duration solo or group performance or 'serenade' for entertainment and sometimes humorous purposes. A crowd pleaser to provide enjoyment to patrons of an establishment or played by an individual to create a romantic overtone or relaxed mood.
i'll be happy if i can just go home, play my girl a quick soledo before bed and try to get some sleep.
Soledo by Mike Pasagio November 15, 2007

Soiled Mistress 

A glance of disapproval, reject, disgust, or hatred. Usually given by strangers or rude friends.
Joe: She is pretty why don't you ask her out?
Harry: I thought I had a chance until I smiled and she gave me a soiled mistress.
Joe: Oh man.. that sucks.
verb. (derogatory)

1. decisively beaten.
2. humiliating defeat.
3. to be shown up.
4. being owned.
5. to get spanked.

Etymology: derived from schooled - to be taught a lesson. It is purposely misspelled to make it's derisive nature/usage understood.
Man, if you gonna talk smack you better bring or you'll get skooled.

If you ever find yourself being skooled, best not bitch about it. Doing so makes you look like a tool.
skooled by TranceaddicT April 19, 2014

Soiled jobber 

soiled jobber, A turd in which hangs off the chin after a rim job.
Man look at his chin, he's a soiled jobber
Soiled jobber by Rbomb04 June 14, 2014
Soleda is a beautiful and a caring person. She a shy person at first but once you get to know her she's such a wonderful person.she brilliant person she's very smart and wise. Soleda in Spanish means "lonely" but she'll never be alone because there well always be some one there for her. Soleda is a awesome person, who ever she's with there lucky and should never loss her
Soleda is a Caring, awesome, lovable person
soleda by pothead9846 October 10, 2013