Social distancing 

An excuse to avoid people you don't wanna see during the Corona pandemic.

Girl: I'm not doing anything today.. so bored...
Me: Wanna hangout?
Girl: oh....Umm I'm social distancing right now.....

*Girl posts on story with her and a group of people later*

Social distancing by Karab okama March 18, 2020

Social Distancing 

1. An introverts dream.
2. Staying six feet apart so you don't catch airborne diseases such as COVID-19.

The mayor Pronounced on the town speaker, "We will start social distancing as of tommorow. This means that we need to stay several feet apart to not catch the pandemic, COVID-19

Social Distancing by anonymous October 13, 2020

Social distancing 

Social distancing is when you have to jerk off on your own cell phone while face-timing with your chick because this beer virus is keeping everyone on house arrest.

I was on facebook live last night with my boyfriend when all of a sudden his screen turned all white because he told me he had to do some social distancing with me.

Social distancing by Bendela Effect March 20, 2020

Social Distancing 

What you're supposed to do during a pandemic so you don't fucking die.

Yes, Billy Bob, I understand you have first amendment rights to protest social distancing, but please go back to your trailer because believe it or not no one gives a shit about your rights when people are literally dying.

Social Distancing by zonii April 27, 2020

Social Distancing 

Abstract noun referring to a distance of 6ft (or 2m) that people must keep between eachother during a virus pandemic in order to reduce transmission of the virus.

1. A pandemic-appropriate, polite way in which to tell someone to remove themselves from your safe space. E.g. you have just bumped into someone as you try to exit a lift. "Oops. Social distancing!", you chuckle through your mask.

2. A never-appropriate, impolite way in which to tell someone to remove themselves from your safe space. E.g. you have just bumped into someone as you try to exit a lift. You remove the person's mask, as well as your own, and spit into their face, "Social distanciinngg!"

Social Distancing by SickDave September 22, 2020

Social distancing 

To make sure you stay away from slags

Was out with the lads and saw an absolute stinker. Had to practice social distancing with that one.

Social distancing by Theoreticalpsydragon April 4, 2020

Social Distancing 

What everyone should be doing right now

Only idiots think social distancing isn't necessary

Social Distancing by comic sans April 13, 2020