sobbing

convulsive gasp made while weeping; cry uncontrollably

There's one thing that you gotta do
to make me still want you:

Gotta stop sobbing now!!!!

sobbing by delpili August 17, 2007

Slobbing meat 

To preform oral sex on a man, typically a blowjob with a copious amount of saliva

Damn man I was with Samantha last night and what they say about her is true; she's an expert at slobbing meat

Slobbing meat by DinoPrice January 13, 2017

Grave Slobbing 

Instead of taking stuff away from a grave (grave robbing) you are adding to the grave site.

Usually taking the form of revenge; by having lunch sat on their grave, tossing all the empty beer cans, wrappers, and crumbs over it. Then lighting up a few smokes flicking the ash about and grinding the butt into the headstone.

To finish you can then urinate and/or take a dump on the grave, using the flowers or cards to wipe with.

Steve 'Hey dude do you feel bad you will never get your revenge on Mike for bullying you?'.

John 'Naw I spent my lunch grave slobbing his plot , so it's all good now'.

Grave Slobbing by sherav October 20, 2012

tipsy sobbing

when your lightweight of a mother takes one too many sips of wine and can't stop laughing which then leads to mascara-filled tears running down her cheeks as she attempts to catch her breath while also hiccuping.

Oh god— Mom, you've only had three sips and you're already tipsy sobbing.

tipsy sobbing by lilyandyy December 27, 2021

snobbin 

a woman married to a snasshole. they are extremely arrogant and self-centered.

1. snobbin ripped off her parents' estate. so typical.

2. a snobbin takes in a tasshole for gain, not knowing how tassified the situation will become.

3. snassy thinks he is big man on campus POA, but is really a goofy looking lurch mo fo

snobbin by bassy December 13, 2012

literally sobbing 

How you respond/comment to something extremely sad or funny when tears come to your eyes, but all you do is sit there staring at your screen and/or convulsing

'I'm literally sobbing rn'

literally sobbing by GirlwholovesFandomtoomuch February 28, 2017

Stub-Snubbing 

1. When you buy a ticket to another movie because you don't want to pay for another one for whatever reason.

"I thought we were seeing Allegiant," said Johnny. "I'm stub-snubbing this one, the last book was too awful for me to pay to see this."

Stub-Snubbing by Laura K32 June 24, 2016