Pap-smeared 

A term used when Jonathan Papelbon (Boston Red Sox) successfully completes a save or strikes out a significant batter.

1. Yankees got Pap-smeared last night, Ry, so sick.
2. (Voice of Jon Castiglione) "and the pitch...and A-Rod gets Pap-smeared!"

Pap-smeared by A Flesh June 10, 2009

Pabst Smeared

1.The state of being intoxicated, hammered, or drunk from Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.

2.The messy bowel movement resulting from the previous night's binge of Pabst Blue Ribbon.

My friend Sammy lost his job so tonight he's getting Pabst Smeared.

Pabst Smeared by BAF JAF November 14, 2013

doodoo smeared 

Being doodoo smeared is a personification of the word in the sense that it represents being high but to the extent that it deletes your spine and causes one's face to fall between one's thighs into the toilet bowl in which they are currently sitting over and in which is full of "doodoo" per say. So, it means you're hella high.

Damn bro your doodoo smeared after one boof?!

doodoo smeared by hentaidoujin February 27, 2021

Cold Smeared Face 

Shittin on mf's since 1981

Cold smeared face....man he shittin on errbody..since 1981 yo

Cold Smeared Face by Pebbinghouse March 9, 2021

Shit-Smeared Monocle

Noun: The opposite of rose tinted glasses.

When you're in a bad mood and everything annoys you, you're viewing the world through a shit-smeared monocle.

Shit-Smeared Monocle by Acoustic Dinosaur February 2, 2022

Grundle smeared 

When you rub the saliva from your taint and butthole down the bridge of the nose then stopping to receive a knothole tickle from the tip of the nose .

I grundle smeared her face and her nose tickled my butthole .

Grundle smeared by Dr.FistHer March 13, 2025

sheared peen 

A circumcised penis

Girl: Truth or dare?
Guy: Truth.
Girl: Are you circumcised?
Guy: If by circumcised you mean that I have a sheared peen, then yes.
Girl: Oh awesome, you want some head?

sheared peen by Thicc Yeet November 12, 2019