Smeagolling 

The art of finding people know, but don't know...via social networking sites such as Facebook or MySpace and the like.

The Smeagoller simply uses his/her cunning to find the person they're after.
If you successfully "Smeagol" (find) the person they are said to have been "Smeagolled"

"Remember that girl I pulled the other night? I was smeagolling her on facebook...turns out she's a cheerleader!"

"Jonny smeagolled that chick from the bus"

"Who's the girl that works in the bar on fridays?" "I don't know, why don't you smeagol her ass on facebook later? i think shes friends with Toms mate Harry..."

Smeagolling by Foundation Dave January 8, 2009

Smeagolized 

When someone smokes crack for way too long and their face begins to shrink from the top and the bottom. The end result looks just like Smeagol.

"Whoa you are one smeagolized crack head! Where are your teeth?!"

Smeagolized by Thats miss Deb to you! February 23, 2008

smeagolites

The virus you get in which your cough sounds like the word "gollum".

My smeagolites is making me crave the precious.

smeagolites by Saruman's Army February 5, 2015

shmeagling 

Being drunk, walking around acting like you belong wherever you are at.

My friend was shmeagling around wearing board shorts and a bright red wig , going from one campsite to another.

shmeagling by Robdawgslc January 13, 2016

Seagling 

Ex. 1: When someone hides the a closet of a room where two people are having sex, and you run out, flapping your arms and squawking.

Ex. 2: Guy 1: Hey, what are you doing this weekend?

Guy 2: Oh, I'm gunna go seagling!

(Seagling) Two people you know are going to have sex in a room, so you go hide in the closet. When they are busy, run out of the closet flapping your arms like a bird and squawk like a seagull.

Seagling by H00p!Ah May 26, 2010

Smeaging 

An abundance of anxiety; When anxiety takes over life.

“Beaker” from Sesame Street

Al’s Smeaging out right now.
I talked to him earlier, he was smeaged out.

Smeaging by Smig Bush August 10, 2023

Smeagolicious 

Smeagol + delicious. Mmmmm. You definitely want to be described this way.

Rachel had an altsome time at the Pearl Jam concert because Eddie Vedder looked so smeagolicious.

Smeagolicious by That Dark Haired Chica December 30, 2003