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the heavy bodily feeling that one acquires from consuming shrooms or weed.
"My whole body is so heavy I feel so slumpy."
"I cant feel my bones am slumped"
Slumpy by Havenk December 21, 2017
Grumpy due to lack of sleep causing a noticeable slump, for example:
Me: "You want some toast?"
Her: "Fuck of and die!"
Me: "Ahh it's fine she's just slumpy!"

Jon: "I just got a mouthful of Dave! What a knob!"
Steve: "Give him a break he's a bit slumpy."
Jon: He's still a knob though!"
Slumpy by Dave Mcbum June 2, 2018
The act of feeling extremely tired or worn out.
I don't know why I feel so slumpy today!
Slumpy by FallonB. February 20, 2019
A girl who works in a brothel yet thinks she’s all that.

Refuses to see clients who she seems are “below her” or else charges extras just because she can.
Brothel Madam - “Mia refused to see that client because she says they don’t vibe.”

Brothel Receptionist - “omg. Does she forget she works in a brothel? She’s such a slumpy!”
slumpy by Talesfromthebroth August 1, 2021

slumpy wet crete 

When a dude blows his load on a girl's face, she falls asleep to find it dried up in the morning.
ex. "Dude, I fucked sasha last night and she had slumpy wet crete on her face in the morning, nothing would get rid of that shit."
slumpy wet crete by Teemothy17 February 18, 2014

slumpy man

A guy that pulls a lot of bitches because his mix tape was straight savage
Daquian dropped his supa hot mix tape and all the bitches dropped on there knees to give him a bj and they called him the slumpy man
slumpy man by shreks anus popper ;) February 10, 2015