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Scarborough Slow Dance 

Derived from the Canadian lifestyle of Scarborough folk, a "Scarborough Slow Dance" is basically rape in a back alley.
Yo, that bitch looks fine... I'm gonna give her the old Scarborough Slow Dance...

Unintelligent ignorant dance brainless mindless foolish dull slow simple minded empty head vapid idiotic moronic imbecile brain fungus

Bro you were so goddamn fucking stupid then I had to pull out the goddamn dictionary to understand how fucking stupid you are
Unintelligent ignorant dance brainless mindless foolish dull slow simple minded empty head vapid idiotic moronic imbecile brain fungus Is defined as “This man is so fucking stupid, that it is nearly impossible to understand how fucking stupid he is”

slow dancing

When an individual takes way too long to accomplish anything.
"Yo dude, that girl was totally in to you, but you were slow dancing so I took her home!"

"This hangover is killing me, I've been slow dancing all day!"
slow dancing by roly76 November 24, 2009

Alaskan Snowdance 

A game in which two men,with erect penises, tie their hands behind their back and try to insert their dick into the opponants ass
Winner: Goddamn, the Alaskan Snowdance gives me an exellent workout. it works all my muscules!

Loser: I won't be able to shit right for days!
Alaskan Snowdance by D,Pyle March 14, 2011

slowmance 

(1) a romantic relationship that progresses slowly, either by design or naturally;
(2) a relationship in which both parties have already determined each other desirable, and see each other often, however the natural progression towards more serious discussion and physical expression is retarded;
(3) a slow romance
(1) It's been a month and Jack still hasn't spent the night with that girl he's dating -- it's a slowmance.
(2) So she eagerly invited me back to her place, but then kicked me out a little while later. That’s cool though, I’m okay with it being a slowmance.
slowmance by SonjaRW January 3, 2009

Slowmance 

When a romantic relationship is moving slower than dead people. One person is generally aware, and pissed off. The other is totally oblivious and waiting for the "right moment" to take things further.
Guy1- Dude, you and Kate have been going out for like two years! Maybe it's time you kissed her?

Guy2- I'll do it when I'm ready, okay?

Guy1- Jeez, bro, how much longer will you keep up this damn slowmance?
Slowmance by Tig765 February 6, 2010