Slathered 

A state of drunkenness which lies on the balance of wanting to go to bed and desiring to get furthermore intoxicated, typically experienced after 3-4 bottles of quality cider.

I had three and a half Sheppy's Dabinett cidré last night. I was so slathered I could decide whether to go to bed or stay up all night making one word rig's.

Slathered by Blatant_Aardvark November 19, 2009

slastered

Getting really drunk, while at the same time trying to obtain a copious amount of horse manure. It almost always involves a couple of hispanic workers that are used as sidekicks. Usually takes place in rural areas of the united states south of the Mason Dixon line.

dude; i was slastered last night.

Other dude; sick dude did you get some of that manure?

slastered by thekrunkpimphoodkillah October 23, 2013

Slathered 

The drunkest and only way to eat chicken and waffles

Nigha I was so slathered last night I ate 27 plates of chicken and waffles.

Slathered by Slathereddrunj May 31, 2014

Slathered 

The act of pwning someone to where their pride is severely dammaged

The stupid kid tried to tel me how to snipe, so i slathered him

Slathered by Clouded_Cheeto August 20, 2007

slutered 

pronounced, slute-er-d

derived from the swedish word, slut, which means to stop or finished.

to be slutered is to be absolutely wasted/stoned. physically and mentally unable to function in a social environment

shit man that last splif was strong. I'm totally slutered

slutered by eyeheartattack May 25, 2011

Slaterade 

A drink that makes you strong like A.C. Slater from Saved By The Bell.

Brian: Wanna go to 7-11?

Craig: Yeah, Im kinda groggy, I could use some Slaterade.

Slaterade by whatup436543543 July 30, 2009

SKATERED 

A cross between Skate and Scatter; to leave.

"After high school we all skatered to colleges at opposite ends of the earth."

SKATERED by A. Starkey September 1, 2008