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Blue sky hook 

A fake piece of equipment you can tell the new guy on the job to go get.
I told Scott to go into the back of my truck and grab the blue sky hook
Blue sky hook by Dirty pheasant December 16, 2019

Brown-Handed sky hook 

The act of shitting in your hand, while In the shower. Then proceed to loft it in the hair; over the shower curtain, in to the the toilet. Similarly to the NBA player Kareem Abdul-Jabar famous move the sky hook.
“I didn’t want to waffle stomp last night, so I brown-handed sky hooked it into the toilet.”

Skyhooks 

A great way to keep the gullible people in playcrafters busy for a while.
"Hey, how can I get to the top to paint? Do I need a ladder?"

"Go get the skyhooks."

What an idiot.
Skyhooks by harrywalnuts69 November 10, 2010
It's a sexual position where the girl is laying on her back and the man thrusts his penis into her mouth
He gave her the ole skyhook
Skyhook by mikeylongballs May 28, 2009
An invisible hook that is attached to the sky and hangs there.
When Spider-man is in the middle of nowhere and he shoots his web into the sky, although nothing appears to be there, it sticks to the skyhook and enables him to fly.
Skyhook by edggy January 21, 2009
Scottish slang: An idiot. Someone who's daft in the head.

see rocket
"Naw I don't want to go on a weekend drinking session down in London ya skyhook. Away tae yer bed, it's 4am on a saturday morning for fuck sake."
skyhook by BuckfastTonicWine April 21, 2003