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titty skipping

When one skips thru a movie only stopping to watch the parts when titties are present on the screen. no masturbation is to occur just for quick enjoyment. The movie should be completed in maximum of 5 minutes to view all titties and skip the bullshit.
What are you guys doing tonight?

Not much, we are just titty skipping the American Pie movies now. Ill text you in a bit bitch.

Girl: Hey do you want to hang out tonight
Guy: Dont bother me when I'm titty skipping woman.
titty skipping by Donnie Borschel November 27, 2010
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Part Skipper 

People who skips JoJo Parts. Like for example a person who starts watching JoJo Part 3 just because its cooler than Part 1.
Guy 1:"damn Imtiaz is a Part Skipper"
Guy 2:"Frickin loser"

Sticky Skippen 

is a sexual manoeuvre best used in tandem with the hairy houdini. The sticky skippen involves the use of unhealthy amounts of fluff, anothers body, and ones tongue. Is a two step process: first you must apply fluff to another individuals body (or yourself but thats just odd), second you proceed to lick the fluff off. Is a sticky, messy and all in all enjoyable act, which gaurantes a fun night.
I fluffed veronica last night.
Listen, pole smoker, fluffing is a term for newbies. Its called the sticky skippen, get it right.

I did the sticky skippen on marissa last night, it was messy.

Ryland Skipper 

Is a virgin
Secretly likes FORTNITE
Might have a crush of Charli D'maelio
IS STRAIGHT BUT SIMULATES A DICK IN HIS ASS WITH A USED TAMPON
KID #1 hey ryland what did you do on saturday?

Ryland Skipper: i played fortnite, jacked off to 7 year old amongus kids and shoved a used tampon up my ass AGAIN
KID #1: Dude you have no fucking friends
Ryland Skipper by Cringy Retard February 16, 2022

mud skipper 

The baby of a mud shark. Name originates from the female being a mud shark, having one of many kids (usually from differant sharks) and the male skipping town when he finds out the fat white chick he impulsively banged is having a baby.
That mud shark gave birth to a mud skipper
mud skipper by slicksal November 20, 2006
The most ultimate pinguin ever to exist.
Racist: I'm going to say the N word!
Skipper: You can't say that thats racist! Mrs. Obama get down!
Racist: Niggaaaaaa-
*White house blows up*
Skipper by Holy Crusader March 1, 2019

skipplesqueeze 

when you skipped the rock across the lock-ness monster lake a squid pops up and squishes you so much you squirm because the squish was too strong
"how was your holiday"
"oh my gosh, i got skipplesqueezed!"