Stirred Marteini

A cocktail that has been stirred in with a mans half erect penis.

I'd like a stirred marteini please and stir it well with your junk.

Stirred Marteini by Skuli December 9, 2017

sirreh 

Sirreh is a pretty, funny, kind girl
She’s fashionable and loves the colour pink
She’s amazing at art and too cool for you
Sirreh is better than u
She’s born on August 5th, the month of beauty

Boy 1-“Who’s that hot chick”
Boy 2-“that’s Sirreh😍”

sirreh by Babygirl1738399393 April 7, 2021

siredtostefqns 

the best stefan salvatore fan page <3

friend: who’s siredtostefqns?
me: the best fan page ever. god your so uneducated!!!

siredtostefqns by stefansalvatore May 29, 2021

sirednv 

They’re a amazing edit and a amazing person!! they deserve all their followers and more they’re super underrated! I love them sm and they have the best edits!

‘‘Hey have you seen that edit made by sirednv’’ yeah it was super good

sirednv by Haybekahvsp!! February 7, 2022

sirreverence 

Pre-eighteenth century English noun for poop.

Kid 1: Yo, did you cop "Curtain Call" from Wal-Mart?
Kid 2: Hellz no, youngblood. I'm not payin' a penny for that steaming pile of sirreverence. Eminem's robbed us enough already.

sirreverence by Boris Phfuquewell December 28, 2005

Stirred 

To be aroused or turned on. To be horny.

"Babe, you got me stirred, especially when you talk like that!"

Stirred by Afellowbiscuit45 October 30, 2017

Caramel Double-Stirred Coffee 

After experiencing fellatio, a man ejaculates in his partner's mouth. Then he proceeds to defecate while afflicted with diarrhoea inside his partner's mouth. Then he stirs the mixture with his dick. Then the partner swallows.

She says, " Last night my bf gave me the Caramel Double-Stirred Coffee".

Her friend - "How'd it taste?"

She - "Slightly salty, but with a distinct taste of cheese."

Caramel Double-Stirred Coffee by ReallyMessedUpGuy#1996 May 1, 2021