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Shitwater Colonic

That one shit that drops so hard and so fast (almost Matrix style) that before your asshole has a chance to close you get a nice splash of ShitWater back in your hole!
Damnit man, I just got a Shitwater Colonic!
Shitwater Colonic by X4ndur August 10, 2006

shituation 

a shitty situation
this situation I'm dealing with, oh man is it shitty

therefore, "shituation"
shituation by PieCrustEater August 21, 2020

Shiteatery 

A combination of stupidity, incompetence and irritation that applies to a person or group of people’s actions.
I’ve had just about enough of the school’s shiteatery.

Sophie’s constant sucking up to the teacher is just pure shiteatery.
Shiteatery by Ihmissusi January 12, 2022

Shituational Awareness 

Shituational Awareness is awareness of your environment whilst taking a dump, or pitching a loaf. Poor shituational awareness can lead to lack of toilet paper, or coming face to face with a former dumpee's turd. Can also lead to entering a toilet with a broken lock.
"Dude, have some shituational awareness about you when you pitch a loaf, the paper has run out!"
Shituational Awareness by matt300 August 12, 2007

shituation 

-Did you see what happened to Jen? Her boyfriend was caught using her underwears
- What a shituation!
shituation by Wally_Gator July 9, 2021

Shiteater 

1.A person who is often owned in many diffrent ways everyday of his or her life.
2.A douchebag
"Hey nice fannypack, shiteater."
"Sorry I knocked all your teeth out, shiteater."
"Eat shit, shiteater."
Shiteater by Don Lorenzo January 7, 2006