shitever (n). A casual United States slang term indicating that the object under consideration is something that you both 1) think is shit, and 2) don't care about at all (as in snooty high school girl lingo, "whatever...").
Shiteleration- the point at which a person needs to take a dump so badly that once the individual finally makes his or her way to the toilet they crap so hard the turd exits the anus under acceleration.