shitever

shitever (n). A casual United States slang term indicating that the object under consideration is something that you both 1) think is shit, and 2) don't care about at all (as in snooty high school girl lingo, "whatever...").

Chet: ...and I really like that new Marc Anthony cd.
Royce: I totally agree, man. It's, like, hot...What do you think, Isaac?
Isaac: shitever...

by Fritz Hirsch November 30, 2006

most ballin shit ever

to be living a life of extreme wealth in the utmost form

the first t rex that the world has seen in four million years is happening in my home... THIS IS THE MOST BALLIN SHIT EVER! i just wish i had my scissors

by vrory August 7, 2006

Shutever

An expression of overpowering disinterest in a topic of discussion and an equally overpowering desire for the conversation to end.

Idiot: Aren't my new faded pants that are just like everyone else's new faded pants just SOOO great?!
You: Shutever.

by Ian j. Matheson April 2, 2003

shutever

a combination of the commonly used phrases shut-up and whatever. This word simply tells someone to shut-up while at the same time dismissing what they've said, hence the 'whatever'.

"I did not take the last cookie! Shutever Tony!"

by LimeGreenFlirt/HotPinkAztec August 6, 2009

shitvers

The quivers that start when you have a really huge shit on deck, and you've been holding it in for way too long. Shitvers usually result in explosive diarrhea and/or soiled britches.

1. When I got the shitvers at the beginning of the date, I knew it wasn't going to end well.

2. Karen: "Did you just get the chills?"
Bill: "No, that was the shitvers. There were no empty port-o-johns at the concert and I had to hold it. We need to stop at a gas station, fast, or I'm going to unload in your passenger seat..."

by Turtle Toot March 29, 2010

Shitvertising

Shit-vertising
/ˈşįťvətʌɪzɪŋ/
noun
the activity or profession of producing horrendus advertisements by incompotent idiots for trashy corporations.

Agencies are too expensive, we can pay a freelancer..or do it in-house.
Thus...shitvertising

by Ahmids December 20, 2021

shutever

1) shut up + whatever = shutever
2) a cross between shut up and whatever

Bob: Sally, you're such a kiss ass.
Sally: Shutever! I'm just doing my job, unlike SOME people...
Bob: You shutever, biatch!

by devine emo February 27, 2008