Shit-Spit 

When you sit on the toilet seat to take a shit and you fart and the shit goes flying.

My carl took a Shit-Spit in Cancun.

Shit-Spit by silentshotghost June 21, 2018

Fucker cum dick cum shit spit ass shit 

When a woman fucks her own fuck than takes a Fucking shit on her cum repeatedly getting fucked by a cummed out dick that may or may not have spit on the ass of that woman licking it as he would put his dick into her ass at the same time while have a orgy, then the orgy just fucks the woman so hard that she starts to cum on every single dick in the party, you can say one thing about it though it is a good time

Fucker cum dick cum shit spit ass shit On my dick yeaaa.... *MOANING AS HARD AS THEY CAN* “FUCK US ALL” the orgy moans

Fucker cum dick cum shit spit ass shit by Hidhhdjdjdjd May 2, 2021

shit and spit 

The act on taking a shit and jerking off at the same time

Dude, I didn't have enough time to get ready for the BBQ so I had to shit and spit!

shit and spit by Poonnuggetz April 19, 2016

fax my boy spit yo shit indeed

This is a phrase used whenever you're either sarcastic or genuinely agreeing to someone's stupid, bodacious, autistic and interesting take.

Man 1: Girls are the epitome of hypocriticism in today's society where people wish to have gender equality. Their solution? Gender equality means downgrading the rights of men.
Man 2: Fax my boy spit yo shit indeed!

fax my boy spit yo shit indeed by Hotwaterphobia October 13, 2023

spit your shit 

You yell spit your shit fast before knocking what ever thier holding in thier hands

Guy has drink buddy yells spit your shit then smacks it out of his hand

spit your shit by _seth_ April 20, 2018

spit on dat shit 

Used to get banned in ASMR twitch chat

SPIT ON DAT SHIT

spit on dat shit by Saints2011 July 22, 2020

Sheriff Shit-spitter

An annoying person who wants to be a police officer but in reality the only thing they can do is direct traffic in parking lots without being asked to.

Ashley: Hey why is that lady standing in front of cars motioning them to go by in the mall parking lot?

Dan: Oh that's just Sheriff Shit-spitter.

Sheriff Shit-spitter by Fcfd91 January 5, 2018