Lock That Shit Down

To take control of situation. To get in charge of something.

Lock That Shit Down can be used to describe taking control of the situation with your woman. "Son, you need to lock that shit down, pronto"

Lock That Shit Down by Bill Clinton's Wingman December 16, 2008

If you throw a shit into the room, you better be able to lock the door

If you make a controversial statement, it is best you have the evidence to support it.

Mark: I'm thinking of telling Evgeny that Communism is overrated
*shocked faces*
Adam: Mate, if you throw a shit into the room, you better be able to lock the door!

If you throw a shit into the room, you better be able to lock the door by Hoonta January 27, 2012

shit locked 

its when you are going to take a shit but you have to stop on the way to tighten you asshole to keep the shit from coming out.

i was going to shit when i became shit locked and had to stop in the middle of the hall at work

shit locked by Richie1966 February 18, 2009

SHIT LOCKS

Dred locks that look shitty on someone.

Nigga those ain't dredlocks, they SHITLOCKS!

SHIT LOCKS by Joshiro007 February 12, 2003

Shit Locker 

AKA: the poop shoot, the hershey highway, the dumper and formerly known as the anal cavity.

"Last night Dave went home with this broad and stuffed his dick in her her shit locker."

Shit Locker by yanner October 15, 2004

shit-locks 

when your ass hair grows out nappy and forms dreadlocks, therefore collecting shit on them

man i havent shaved my ass in years, yesterday i checked out my ass, and i found shit-locks

shit-locks by two.one.five November 30, 2009

shit locks

When someone with hairy nether-regions exhibits less than adequate hygiene, the matted hair due to excess fecal matter forms these disgusting ass dreadlocks.

Mike: Dang, that big 'ne looks HOT!
Erich: No way, man. That ass has shit locks!

shit locks by Jocko Tam April 26, 2010