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Water Sheringham 

The most realistic name for a dolphin. Based on the fact that dolphins are complete and utter cunts who know something that we don't but are clever enough to let us know they know something without actually telling us.

In land terms the only thing as cunty as a dolphin is Teddy Sheringham, ex-Spurs footballer.

Dolphins are the Sheringhams of the water, therefore 'Water Sheringhams'.
Look at that Bottlenosed Water Sheringham herding that unfortunate swimmer out to sea where they will be eaten by sharks.

or

How can we sink that enemy submarine? I know, let's strap a bomb to a Water Sheringham and teach it to explode when they get close enough.
Water Sheringham by arseblog July 31, 2009
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1. A rare breed of unicorn which prances around on a rainbow, jumping from one color to another. Usually accompanied by balmy weather and a sparkling sky. It signifies happiness, tranquility and high flying times.
Boy A : Hey, look at that Sheranka in the sky! I am so going out for a picnic with my friends today.

Boy B : Yes, i love Sherankas. Wish we had more of them.
Sheranka by watchtheclock August 3, 2012
Sheren is a very beautiful girl. She is very sweet to everyone, but if she get mad at once, she will do some crazy stuff. Sheren also like to be crazy , sometimes she will run like a zombie, when some food fell to the floor she will eat it or she will say:

Sheren: hi, do you want free food? I'm really full so I'm not in the mood to eat it.

Friend : of course, I like food!

Sheren is so smart, she likes math and art. Sheren is a passionate girl. sheren is very good at Singing. Sheren is good at anything. Sheren can sometimes become a bad chick who solve things. Sheren like peaceful life.
Sheren was gifted From Heaven. Every boys will like her.
Sheren by Withney September 27, 2018
The funniest girl u have ever met and the best friend u could ever want although if u get her mad there's no turning back but she can help u with anything she always there for u. You would probably stay friends with her until ur both 150 that's how good ur friendship is
"Wait we have to go with Sherine she's the best"
Sherine by A friend64 June 27, 2017
A woman that is hard to get and hard to hold. Once you fall for her you'll never get over her. No other woman could come close. She knows u spirituality and emotionally and gives you everything you need physically but only if she wants to let u in. She doesn't let many in. You will never forget her and will always want her to help u understand yourself. She is a woman. She is the whole package. Every woman has private parts but this woman has a brain. She has power and once she's touched you she's taken all the power of control you ever had.
I wish Sherina was my girlfriend. She's soo hot and sexy.
sherina by mrx January 20, 2016

Shekinah 

A woman of God. The most funniest person in the world. She is the life of the party and brightens up your day. She may be shy at first but after a while you will get to know her funny goofy side. She is very pretty and has a kind heart. She's loyal, pretty, funny, wild, smart, and trustworthy. She's the greatest friend anyone could ever ask for.
Person 1- I'm so sad today.

Person 2- just go to Shekinah she can make you happy.
Shekinah by Snazzyjeff22 June 5, 2018

Serinity 

A honestly nice girl. She never thinks shes good enough even tho she is. She doesnt have a lot of confidence but when she does she lets people know. She is shy around people who she isnt comfortable with. She never agrees with people who say shes cute or pretty. Guys like her for her but she doesnt belive and it doesnt understand why they do.
Serinity is an amazing person and she needs to shut up and listen to when people say she is.
Serinity by Makingyousmile June 20, 2019