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singer-shamwriter
A singer-shamwriter is a singer who is labelled a singer-songwriter by their record industry boss in order to boost their appeal by appearing talented, cool and down with the kids. In reality however, the singer-shamwriter couldn't tell the difference between F major chord and an A minor chord. All their actual material is written by really talented individuals who just happen to be fat and ugly and who therefore one wouldn't want to see on Saturday morning television. C'est la vie.
Katy Perry is a singer-shamwriter.
singer-shamwriter by Singa songa sixpence June 25, 2009
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shamecation
A vacation from a friend, activity, or location (e.g. bar, restaurant) due to committing a shame-inducing transgression (e.g. 86'd from a bar, making out with a friend's spouse). Typically lasts until one apologizes/settles the lawsuit to/with the aggrieved party.
Stan went on a shamecation from hanging out with Kyle after getting inappropriately drunk at his wife's birthday party and being thrown out of the restaurant for arguing with the Asian manager.
shamecation by Are2Dee2 September 29, 2014
Shamecakes
Noun: Any action that brings a loss in respect or credibility among peers or family members.
-Food made by a person who has just recently lost respect for you
-Food made by a person who has just recently lost respect for you
Guy1: Dude, Mr. Morry caught us drinking last night.
Guy2: What did he do? Was he angry?
Guy1: We can tell he was disappointed in us cuz he made us shamecakes in the morning
Guy2: What did he do? Was he angry?
Guy1: We can tell he was disappointed in us cuz he made us shamecakes in the morning
Shamecakes by Jate77q March 2, 2010
shameage
the ultimate shame.
carol: i love rhino
triangle: oh, shameage for rhino.
*jez falls over*
rest of triangle: SHAMEAGE FOR JEZ!
triangle: oh, shameage for rhino.
*jez falls over*
rest of triangle: SHAMEAGE FOR JEZ!
shameage by triangle-ee February 4, 2009
shamefaced
adj. 1. post fellatio, of the fellator: the result of any amount of sperm and/or disharge being visible on one's physiognomy
shamefaced by monkface twiddletwat April 29, 2004
Shadlerate
Anything happening slower than the rate of evolution. lackadaisical, lazy or tedious; typicly associated with work.
"If we drove anymore shadlerate we'd be going backwards."
"my connection sucks, so the Internet was loading at shadlerate"
"my connection sucks, so the Internet was loading at shadlerate"
Shadlerate by Ka24kid February 17, 2010