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cassidy shaffer

a poser who thinks she's the most legit person ever. she copies everybody because she doesn't know who her true self is. she dyes her hair periodically because she thinks its makes her cool. she is the fakest bitch on the face of the planet.
My name is cassidy shaffer and i'm a fake vegan!

Derek Shaffer 

A god loving citizen, who loves hot air ballon rides and tabby cats. This man is one with Jesus Christ and has never commited a sin. On weekends he volunteers at a soup kitchen and plays dominos with senior citizens. He prefers christen rock, and you will occasionally see him rocking out to Boy George in his yellow VW Bug. He is a closet homosexual, but will never admit it because he is a chirsten.
I want to be a good person like Derek Shaffer.
He is gay like Derek Shaffer
Derek Shaffer by jessZILLA August 8, 2009

pulling a shaffer 

to vomit in/on hands/shoes after taking a Jäger-bomb.
dude, he's "pulling a shaffer"
pulling a shaffer by Z.B.2158 December 26, 2009

A Shaffer Meltdown 

A mental meltdown of epic proportions. Usually associated with otherwise extremely successful business managers/owners. Characterized by blaming others for self-inflicted pain caused by poor planning.
A manager shows up to work in the morning to find all his employees have quit and has to calm a pissed off client. Later that day finds he has no plan to fix his problems, and proceeds to blame the distict manager for his problems while assuming the fetal position and murmuring for his mother. This individual would be said to have experienced A Shaffer Meltdown.
A Shaffer Meltdown by chillaxin-mo September 23, 2012

Jake Shaffer 

A meanie butthole who will try to control your life and act "depressed" and has sex with fat red heads. Do not date a jake ladies or gentlemen
OMG! He is such a jake shaffer! Don't trust him.
Jake Shaffer by Lindyt33 November 16, 2018

Hiffman-Shaffer Disorder

Discovery by Tyrone Cadillac Hiffman, Ghd and Winky Shaffer Ghd

Category - Mood Disorder

Etiology - Research has shown a strong biological component for this disorder, with environmental factors playing a role in the exacerbation of symptoms.

Symptoms - Eye lid discomfort, crying, bags under eyes, anal itching and leakage, ear canal blockage and leaking.

Treatment - high quality cannibus, good sex, reality checks, running away, going postal.

Prognosis- For more severe cases, prognosis is poor in terms of ’curing’ the illness, as most people need to remain on medication for their entire lives. The manic episodes may slow down as a result of the natural aging process. With treatment, the illness can be kept at a minimum level, with some people not experiencing any overt symptoms for months and even years.
1. you have heard to much BS this week and start having symptoms of Hiffman-Shaffer Disorder
2. someone is lying in your face and you already know causes Hiffman-Shaffer Disorder
3. a friend goes on vacation before they pay you back.
4. a significant other is posted on a sex offender website.