Tom's Mom: So are there a lot of girls at the car show?
Tom: Yeah there are models, but its pretty much a sausage fest
Tom's Mom: *looking at Tom's brother* Hey Timmy you like sausage don't you?
*Marc and Tom run into the living room laughing hysterically*
-"Dude I thought there were gonna be girls here."
-"Are you serious? We're at a WNEC party. Of course its a sausage fest."
-"Man I'm horny I haven't been laid all semester. Don't get mad at me for hoping."