Santner 

A sportsperson, who despite repeated failures and a general lack of ability, continues to “earn” national selection, while the media salivate over their “potential”.

Gee that Mitchell Marsh is a real Santner.

Santner by Piss Cringle January 30, 2023

George Santos 

To deceive people with misrepresentations about oneself for the purpose of obtaining acceptance into positions of power, institutional enrollment, employment, etc.

With the new resume and cover letter that I wrote today, I should be able to George Santos my way into this better paying job!

George Santos by Philip J Kaplan January 23, 2023

Santorum 

The mixture of cum and shit that sneaks back out of your ass an hour after it gets pounded.

My husband and I were in the grocery store when the Santorum snuck down my pant leg and into my boots.

Santorum by Pound that Ass September 12, 2020

santorum jellyfish

A circular gelatinous blob of santorum that may form on a surface after being expelled from the body.

I accidentally slipped out of my girlfriend last night while we were doing anal and she gave birth to a santorum jellyfish right there on the sheets. It was a very quick labor.

santorum jellyfish by mrcyn November 19, 2013

George Santos 

To take without permission an item belonging to a family member, friend, or close associate.

"I left my bag in your car. Don't George Santos it. I need it back."

"Steve just left and now I can't find the new iPhone cable I just bought. I think that son of a bitch George Santosed me."

George Santos by mcflyfarm January 19, 2023

Santorum Administration 

See "Santorum" and add on "Administration.

I'm gonna give her a Santorum Administration.

Santorum Administration by pluhpkin August 1, 2012

Santosexual 

When a person is said to be sexually aroused or in a passionate non-platonic relationship with a fictional character or a non-existing being, the person is said to be Santosexual

Jaden wanks off to Lola Bunny, he is Santosexual.

Santosexual by jadenspeare December 10, 2021