Sam's choice special 

a man is getting head from a girl and comes in her mouth, instead of swollowing the girl spits the remaining cum into an empty sams choice can and throws it out. After a few days they check on the can and the cum has dried over the remaining coke in the can.

Daxton gave the ol' Sam's choice special to Taylynn one night.

Man i cant believe that coke tasted like sperm.

Yum i love sams choice!

Sam's choice special by Bro1088 August 27, 2006

Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray 

Some edible, pureed substance is filled within a syringe.
Syringe is inserted within opening of female's urethra. Pureed substance is pumped within the hole, allowed entrance within bladder. Participants gather about female's widespread vagina, cups brandished against the oncoming rain. Female relinquishes hold on bladder. Plates are filled. Participants consume their beverages.

"Oh, son, I did not think you would come to find us in this position." - sexually engaged father.
"Oh my. Look away son, I can not restrain this puree much longer." - sexually engaged mother.
"Parents. Is this, is this Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray?" - intruding son.
"It sure is, son. It sure is." - sexually engaged father.

Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray by Uncle_Bool October 8, 2013

Uncle Sam’s back door special

When an old elderly man with a festive top hat and suit sticks his abnormally large penis in a asshole and gives you the sloppiest most dreadful back door back shots of your life while the national anthem plays in the back ground and she the song is over and he checks his penis to see if it’s clean and theirs shig on it he does it to you again and again until their is no more shit on his penis.

That old std full homeless man just gave me Uncle Sam’s back door special.

Uncle Sam’s back door special by ChaseA January 8, 2026

Uncle Sam's Misfit Children

Uncle Sam's Misfit Children are the USMC, the Marines.

I joined Uncle Sam's Misfit Children in 1967 for the Tet offensive.

Uncle Sam's Misfit Children by I, Wreckerrr April 4, 2021

Sam's Town 

The second album released by The Killers. It is an amazing album with a different sound than Hot Fuss but it is still The Killers. The singles from the album include When You Were Young, Bones, and the newest release Read My Mind. No matter what Rolling Stone Magizine says it is an amazing album!

Bill: Have you heard the song When You Were Young?
Bob: Yes it's on the album Sam's Town by The Killers
Bill: But it's a good song and Rolling Stone magizine said the album was horrible..
Bob: Rolling Stone is full of shit listen to the album and then you will love it
Bill: OK!

Sam's Town by Sony Girl February 16, 2007

Sam's Choice 

Wal Mart's very own soda brand. Includes some of the greatest soda out there for under 60 cents for a two liter. Never usually displayed in a cooler or refrigerator so the soda is always warm. Also known to be the most carbonated beverage out there which makes it a veritable bomb.

Known to cause hours upon hours of burping when ingested.

Cola, Diet Cola, Mountain Lightning, Dr. Thunder, Twist-Up, Grapette, Orangette, Root Beer, Ginger-Ale... etc etc etc...

Sam's Choice by Doctor Thunder June 22, 2005

Sam's Dance Troupe 

A dance company from California. The team is very well known throughout the Bay Area, especially the Castro. There has been recent controversy whether the team is overly sexually explicit and whether its members are homosexual. Also referred to as SDT.

Last weeks I saw those nukkas get owned by Sam's Dance Troupe at the dance off.

Sam's Dance Troupe by Kwun-Phite Lock July 22, 2008