sammich 

What bitches make.

Bitch! Make me a sammich!

sammich by has no sammich October 1, 2009

Sammich 

A sammich is NOT a sandwich.
It is pure delight spread between two pieces of bread.
Sammiches should make the person eating them very happy.
Sammiches are not sold anywhere,
they must be made by a person specificly for whoever is consuming them.
The bread should look very cartoonish.

Peter:"aww man, im all sad today."
kaite:"ohhh. I'll make u a sammich."

Sammich by dinosaursgorawr March 24, 2008

sammich 

A delicious sandwhich of any sort, which Hillary Clinton should make for us all, made to order, when she loses the 2008 election.

Hey Hillary! Stop running for President and go make me a sammich!

sammich by fighting08gobbler January 11, 2009

sammich 

A sandwich made with love by a woman.

You haven't done anything productive lately, so here's a sammich!

sammich by jermybanana November 10, 2009

sammich 

Best if made by a woman, the sammich is an especially delectable sandwitch usually adorned with a little extra goodness which is most often in the form of gravy or au jus (pronounced oh joo). A sammich is not merely a convectionary dish, it is a work of art and should be treated as such. It is not something that is just simply handed to you, it is served.

ex.
Mike: Mikki, go to the kitchen and make me a sammich.

Mikki: Make your own damn sammich!

Mike: Bitch, please!

sammich by antebellum February 13, 2010

Sammich 

When one sleeps in between two members of the opposite sex in a bed. More prevalent in sleeping, it also applies for dancing, picture taking, etc...

Beth Ann & Heather slept with Dan in his bed making a Dan Sammich.

Sammich by dgprice54 February 20, 2007

Sammich 

Used to note whether or not a porn model is too skinny.

"That chick needs a sammich!"

Sammich by DGAR February 26, 2005