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Salad Shooter 

A salad shooter is usually a vegan individual that consumes too little food prior to a night of heavy drinking, karaoke and or playing video games, specifically Dance Dance Revolution.

The "shooting" occurs about an hour later, unexpectedly, when the victim pukes suddenly - coating windows, walls and soaking clothing with bile and shredded carrot bits.
"Last night was turbo fun, until Emmanuel went all salad shooter in my car."
Salad Shooter by claw_machine March 19, 2010
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an incarcerated person primarily responsible for the tossing of the cell blocks salads
damn that salad shooter be having a long ass tongue
salad shooter by h3l1x December 31, 2002

Salad Shooter 

In the gay community, the 2nd Lieutenant to a Gaybo Watson, but not quite yet of the Fagasaurus Rex stature. A Salad Shooter is often delegated more menial tasks, such as eating ass and rubbing Ben Gay on sore rump roasts. Alas, the Salad Shooter must earn his keep the old fashioned gay way if he ever hopes to achieve Fagasaurus Rex super stardom.
"Garth, when in the world is Bootsie Bob gonna promote you? Sweetheart, you've been a Salad Shooter for way too long!"
Salad Shooter by Scotty Smith November 19, 2007

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Wow, that guy was a salad shooter on the cooking show!
salad shooter by Jim May 14, 2003

Salad shooter 

When one is smoking pot through a one-hitter or pipe and sucks in a chunk of ash.
Ackk! Cough ! Cough ! Dude, I just got a total salad shooter off of that.
Salad shooter by Tim Maiani January 15, 2009

Salad Shooter 

when yo man be eatin sum salads n good shit...it be makin his cum taste good
He bust a fat ass nut all up in a bitches mouth. Tastn good like a salad shoota n shit.
Salad Shooter by fo my pizz da playa September 9, 2003

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male genitalia (used by Pagent Brewster on Late Night with Conan O'Brian)
When his towel fell off, his salad shooter was exposed for all to see.
salad shooter by livin4hymn October 25, 2006