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shlingshot 

A style of pickup used mainly when in contact with college girls; the actual shlingshot (position) can be utilized when kissing. It entails the lifting of the womans leg while making out preferably on a couch in a living room.
Oh God Danny is here,..."I think hes lining up the shlingshot," "yeah look hes taking aim."
shlingshot by Shling-ling April 8, 2008

Anal Shavings 

When you shit your pants and let it sit there until it gets hard enough to carve off with a knife.
I've made so many anal shavings over the years, I might have enough to sell in bundles on Etsy !

pencil shavings

A pencil is a slang word for penis.
A pencil sharpener is a slang word for vagina.
Pencil shavings is a slang word for cum.

e.g When a man and a woman have sex, the man sticks his pencil into the woman's pencil sharpener and they have sex. After a while, pencil shavings explode out of the pencil and into the pencil sharpener.
pencil shavings by wills0 July 28, 2009

Pencil Shavings

"i was lik, wow, onli 5$?! buh later i foun out it was jus pencil shavings"
Pencil Shavings by kloo December 3, 2003

anal shavings 

When you take a knife and scrape your anal cavity until small chunks of flesh come out.
anal shavings by PaintedPlatinum December 9, 2015

shalingy 

Alias for a penis. Commonly known as hangdown, shlong, or pecker.
Oh my, his shalingy was huge!
shalingy by kv all-star January 4, 2014