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Riviting Tale Chap

A phrase used to express an extreme disinterest in what a person has to say by stating this phrase sarcastically to trick the talker into thinking you actually give a shit. This is the more ironic choice than the well known meme "Cool story bro". Often times this is used specifically on those who have incorrectly used the term "cool story bro" or more accurately, someone who over uses it.
ex1:Guy 1: Yeah, So I saw my boss today in the mall and he asked me why I did not show up to work yesterday. So I told him "Cool Story bro." I so pwned him
Guy 2: Riviting Tale Chap!......(mutters)idiot.

ex2: Guy 1: So I kicked this guy's baby out the window and he bounce back into the house. It was amazing!
Guy 2: Cool story bro!
(5 mins later)
Guy 2: So I took a shit, and the dump looks like Alabama.
Guy 1: Riviting tale chap!

Pink Rabbiting 

Falling into an existential fog through the music of The National or a comparable sad dad band. This condition mainly impacts aged male hipsters, causing them to wander around like an arthouse film protagonist in a self-induced catatonic state. The name is derived from the song "Pink Rabbit", which has been shown to potently produce this effect, but it can also be triggered by many songs from Bon Iver, War on Drugs, or any given moment of a Sufjan Stevens track.
The last time I saw Alan he was Pink Rabbiting in front of The Ottobar pretending he couldn't hear us over the sound of his own deep thoughts.
Pink Rabbiting by ADATisBROKEN April 16, 2023

robbieing 

robbieing: someone who pops in and out saying random stuff
wtf dude...stop robbieing!
robbieing by FROM OUTER SPACE!!! November 18, 2010

Rabbiting 

when someone fucks so fast it resembles a rabbit going at it.
look at those two there rabbiting
Rabbiting by Stan April 12, 2006

bunny-rabbiting 

Violent, hyper, random thrusting during sex. Usually involves an unexperienced man with an abnormally small penis.
"Last night, David just kept bunny-rabbiting. I swear I thought he had a blindfold on."
bunny-rabbiting by Anji January 19, 2005

Jack Rabbiting 

To go up behind someone and jump and thrust at the same time
As a prank Jon went up behind Andy humped him like jack rabbiting