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Masturbation Revelation 

Finding out, that after masturbating, you don't really want to do some of the sexual acts that you deemed a good idea while aroused or horny.
"Dude I was totally gonna go have sex with my Ex Girlfriend yesterday. I was stoked!"

"Well what happened bro??"

"PSH! I had a Masturbation Revelation after I jerked it to try and make it last longer. I texted her after I finished whacking it and told her to fuck off! Then I went and ate a sandwich"

Post Cum Revelation 

The "back-to-reality" effect that occurs directly after ejaculation.
John: I was really planning on wanking it twice that afternoon. No one was home.

Jason: So why didn't you?

John: I wanked it once but after that I had a post cum revelation. I know longer wanted to wank a second time

porcelain revelation 

The thoughts between vomiting in front of a toilet, usually against yourself, and whatever substance has brought you there.
Wanna come out with us tonight? No thanks, I'm taking a break after last nights porcelain revelation.

Last night I had a porcelain revelation, flushed the rest of my stuff, turned off my phone, and am looking for a new job.
porcelain revelation by ilted April 8, 2010

Reheating Leftovers 

When you hook up with a girl again after she has been your leftovers.
Yo you hook up with Beth again last night, didn’t you hit that freshmen yeah?
Yeah I was reheating leftovers last night.

Temptation Revelation 

This is all acted toward being tempted or allured into something, it may be divine truth, it may be the mystery of armeggedon, wouldn't you like to know? This is a Temptation Revelation.
Being tempted into finding out something horrible...or divine. Pretty much the same as the definition.

repeating fag 

Someone who repeats something you said sarcastically thinking they sound cool and try to make you look dumb, but end up looking like a fag for doing it.
Boy: "I did really good on my test! I got a 95 percent!"

Bully (sarcastically): "Oh, I got a 95 percent!"

Awkward pause.

Boy : "Wow, you're a repeating fag."
repeating fag by J-MAC30 April 27, 2010