Retire Bitch

what you say to someone well known who says or does something awful

Became popular thanks to a danny devito tweet that said “antonin scalia retire bitch”

“Al Franken has been accused of sexual assault”
“Al Franken Retire Bitch”

Retire Bitch by HeIIYes December 6, 2017

Retire The Sachem 

When a group of triggered SJWs want to retire the Pentucket sachems mascot. Most students are against this decision, and with that being said, all the softies hate all the people who spoke against it even though we have a different opinion.

Jack wanted to retire the sachem and now everyone at Pentucket hates him.

Retire The Sachem by 8782FHM9 October 21, 2020

Retire From Life

To give up on life and bring it to an end (suicide).

“Man, I don’t know if living is worth it, I’ll just retire from life and end it all...”

Retire From Life by Turtle Words January 28, 2021

Retire-Fire 

When you're boss tells you that you are fired at their retirement party. It of course holds no ground because they no longer have any authority over you. It is usually a power trip done to try to convince themself that they are not getting old and that they can still boss people around (not including grandchildren).

"Hey Jim, I heard that Janice fired you last night at her retirement party."
"No, she retire-fired me. She's just trying to convince herself that she is still in charge."

Retire-Fire by Jmd555RivCa March 27, 2009

Retire from life

Something one would say to an extremely annoying person. Means just go away or quit being stupid.

*Teacher talking too much
ME: "Damn she needs to retire from life"

Retire from life by KurtCoBAE May 30, 2015

retire the cup

A phrase said to suggest that no other future answer to a question could possibly ever be any better. Refers to an old practice of ceasing to give an award (usually a perpetual trophy) once it's been won by the same entity a certain number of times.

A: Who do you think is the best national women's soccer team?
B: The USA. Retire the cup.

retire the cup by sensei10 July 9, 2019

rolling stones retire 

for a celebrity or someone famous to say they're going to retire from the spotlight and get right back in it

hey man did you hear (insert famous name) is going to retire

yeah but i bet they're just going to rolling stones retire, they'll be in a movie by the end of the year

rolling stones retire by boots9288 September 16, 2009