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Waiter Reparations 

Waiter Reparations (1984 – Present day)

Waiter Reparations, slang. A waiter that has been stiffed and under-tipped by the African-American community so many times that he or she believes their obligations for the evils of slavery have already been fulfilled.
“I’ve already paid my fair share to the blacks by the lack of money I did not make when I was waiting tables. I’ve done my part in paying waiter reparations.”

Please refer to Department of Treasury Form 2-X-90007 Adjustment Claim African-American Reparation Form for Service Employee Workers
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reparate 

To give reparations - compensation for insult or injury
Reparate Me for making my ancestors live as slaves, you White Devil!
reparate by ReparateMe.com December 29, 2007

Relaxative 

A medicine or compound that you take to feel more calm.
A doctor could recommend taking a relaxative to a patient who suffers from anxiety.
Relaxative by shrinkdaddy February 25, 2014

relaxative 

n. Anything, physical or emotional, that clears and frees a constipated mind.
The best relaxative for any of my stresses is my lady.
relaxative by smearical October 13, 2004

Reparation 

Bob: Here is $50 for me hitting you.

Charles: Thanks for the reparation.
Reparation by Skilledthis November 1, 2011

Reparation 

Wow, you stink, heres a dollar.

Thanks for the reparation.
Reparation by Skillledthis November 1, 2011

Anal Reparations 

A widely accepted method for celebrating the holiday Juneteenth, in which white girls provide reparations for slavery to black men in the form of anal.
“Yo, got any plans for Juneteenth this Saturday?”
“Yeah, I’ve got this hot blonde Mickenzie coming over, she’s going to provide me with some anal reparations.”