redballs

The exact opposite of blueballs. A rather fantastic condition contracted when getting a great amount of tang. The result of all this pounding causes the testicles to turn red after slapping against the female's rectum countless times over a short period.

me: man my testes ache.
friend: Blueballs?
me: nah, Redballs. i've been rockin an inordinate amount of gina lately.

redballs by Chrish24 December 19, 2008

redpilled 

A term used by conservative internet users to favourably describe their own sociopolitical viewpoints; at its most basic level, it means to have been made aware of something obscure or forbidden.

It originates from 1999 film “The Matrix,” ironically written and directed by two transgender women, in a scene where the protagonist is offered a choice between a literal blue pill to “wake up…and believe whatever he wants to believe” and a red pill to “stay in Wonderland, …be shown deep the rabbit hole goes,” and join a rebellion against the simulated reality he lives in. The red pill itself is believed to have been been modeled after red Premarin-brand tablets, popular as estrogen-boosting medication for transgender women in the 1990s.

Has exactly the same denotation and exactly the opposite connotation as “woke.”

I’m based and redpilled, so the only vidya I play are apolitical masterpieces like Doom, Bioshock, and Dead or Alive!

redpilled by Hogtrude Parker March 22, 2021

Redpilled 

Being conscientiously aware of yourself being based.

"Not only are you based, you're redpilled"

Redpilled by Asderos April 3, 2021

"Redball" Soon 

Leave's conversation 0.000125473 milliseconds after he says he may leave.

"Normal" Soon - "I might leave soon" (Waits at least a few minutes before leaving)

"Redball" Soon - "I might leave soon" (Leave's Immanently)

"Redball" Soon by MEME_LAD125 August 5, 2018

rebilled 

To be Billed again, invoices that are incorrect, will be billed again at the correct amount

I rebilled invoice 5555 on invoice 6666

rebilled by Jason Smith February 23, 2005

redbullied 

When an athlete sustains injury or death while being filmed for promotional purposes, especially if wings would have saved them. Usually used in the past tense.

It is possible that Shane McConkey might still be alive were he not redbullied.

redbullied by tweaknee February 9, 2014

Redpilled 

Seeing something, usually depressing, angering, or horrific that makes you become more conservative. Tiktok term mostly. Red pill is used as the USA conservative party uses it

Changed (the game) has redpilled me so hard from the horrors I witnessed.

Redpilled by puroballin August 21, 2023