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Queering Aid 

An essential accessory for any bloke lacking in banter or heterosexual tendencies

Immortalised by The Inbetweeners, the term 'Queering Aid' has since become a staple rinse amongst contemporary British young males.

It is even rumoured that, in times of duress, Bant and Dec themselves invested in a collective Queering Aid.
OF: Mate, have a day off. You're a nail-on batty. I'm buying you a Queering Aid for Christmas. That's all she wrote.
Queering Aid by Bonrg23 March 22, 2016
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Queering About 

(Or Queering around) Doing nothing, with no intention of looking cool, straight or accomplishing anything
"For god sake jimbo, stop queering about!"
Queering About by loooserfl May 7, 2010

Selective Queering 

When a man decides he is only gay...sometimes.
Bob: Is Tommy hitting on that dude? I thought he was married.

Mike: When he's wasted, he has selective queering.
Selective Queering by JERLA March 18, 2010
An ancient art in which a woman presses and rubs her genitalia and/or anus against the tongue, lips, and nose of her subordinate. She classically positions herself in a sitting on or straddling over another's face facesitting. The first images of this can be seen in ancient Egyptian drawings, but it is known to have been a historic part of ancient Japanese, Chinese, Indian, Medieval European, Victorian and other cultures. Originally a way for upper class women (Queens included) who wished to achieve sexual gratification without becoming pregnant; be they a virgin or a wife with her husband unavailable. It was usually the job of male slaves and servants to submit to their mistresses desires, in Japan there were even brothels where women and girls would pay for male slaves specially trained in the art of queening.
Today queening is enjoyed by people the world over regardless of social status. In this age of balancing the feminine energy it seems to be a particularly useful way for women to feel empowered and can be equally enjoyable for whom they sit/ride upon. Just remember practice and focus will lead to skill for both people involved.
"Sorry I didn't call you back, I was queening my husband until late last night."
"I bought two slave boys today, come to my palace this evening and we can queen them together and have tea."
British Term :-
The act of a woman sitting on her subserviants face for the majority of the day.
Also known as throning
Man shes into kinky shit she likes S&M and queening
queening by Gavin May 22, 2004

Queening Chair 

A chair or throne with an opening or a hole in the seat so that a BDSM slave can perform cunnilingus or analingus on his/her Owner (sitting on the slaves face, or queening). There’s usually a strap or head brace beneath the seat so the slave can spend hours under the chair if needed. And with the slave’s body sticking out, it’s also a great recliner.
“There’s nothing like watching American Idol while my bitch is under my queening chair, eating my ass!”

queefing 

Queefing is something I frequently do
queefing by Hoof Dog April 10, 2017