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Quebecois French 

Just another pathetic attempt by Quebecois to make Quebec different from the rest of the French speaking world. Quebec also likes to change spelling to suit them too. Martinique and Ivory Coast speak proper official French contrary to what Quebecoiss may think. It is Quebec that likes to change their vocab to suit them and seperate themselves further from French culture.
Quebecois need to read the French dictionary and learn to spell!
Quebecois French by loops January 13, 2005

parti-quebecois 

canadian third world political party based in quebec that thinks that anything english threatens the very existence of the quebec french population. so they came up with the bright idea of trying to seperate the province of quebec from the rest of canada.
the parti-quebecois next move:colonize the moon and make it a french utopia...lets hope they forget to bring the oxygen!!
parti-quebecois by RICOG$ November 3, 2005

The Quebecois Handshake 

When a kinky and frisky French Canadian girl prepares a poutine (fries, gravy), jerks you off into the poutine and uses your semen as a replacement for the cheese.
That girl from UQAM totally gave me the Quebecois Handshake last night...she was famished!

quebecoise 

A woman from Quebec, Canada. Most of them are gorgeous. They almost all speak French (at least the pretty ones) but English also and with a beautiful accent.
I wanted to date a quebecoise but I ended up with a bitch from Ontario.
quebecoise by Derek Wilson March 10, 2008

quebecking

Insincerely threatening to break off a relationship in order to obtain concessions from one's partner.
"If you don't do more in this relationship, I'll leave you."
"Oh, quit quebecking, you'll never leave."
quebecking by Wolf-Alice May 2, 2010

QuebecWasp

A very annoying person from Quebec. Gets offended when you speak English

(even if you are clearly not talking to them)

and even although English is the majority language of not just the rest of the country of Canada, but the rest of the continent. A clear reason as to why everyone visits Canada, and is then disappointed. And why Canada gets no representation in television. (Other than where immigrants go after failing to immigrate to the USA) English Canada is very embarrassed by the QuebecWasp. As they fucking suck.
English Canadian : Welcome to Fake France!
American : So beautiful!
QuebecWasp : Parle juste français!! 😡
(Only speak French!!)😡
English Canadian : Please excuse the frog, she doesn’t like people who aren’t from the swamp. (Quebec)
France : Hold up I thought we were the frogs >:( fucking copycats. How are you gonna try and copy us and the USA at the same time? Oh wait I forgot. You fucking QuebecWasp.
QuebecWasp by The hada bada December 13, 2019