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(n) Derived from a mistake when a pot-smoking barista attempted to craft and hand off a Starbucks "quad grande cappuccino" and slurred his words (presumably because he was stoned as usual), calling the drink a "Quande," "Quande" refers to pot, weed, marijuana, Mary Jane.

It may also be used as a verb, i.e. "to quande" or a past participle adjective, i.e., "I got Quanded"
My texts made no sense because I was quanded when I sent them.
quande by DonnaMartinGraduates December 11, 2011
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Noun -

The relationship between you and your spouses other significant other.
Annie is married to Joe. Annie is also married to Billy. Joe and Billy are Quaneam (m).

Joe is married to Annie. Joe is also married to Niki. Annie and Niki are Quaneme (f).

Billy is married to Annie, who is married to Joe, who is married to Niki. They are all Quaneem (p)
Quaneme by Chris Carducci January 22, 2008
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Quanti
"Man! That was quanti seven!"
Quanti by Quanti Jr. August 28, 2013
When your bestfriend isn't really your bestfriend, you are "quanless"
Hi I'm Wendy, I'm quanless right now, and I'm not coping.
quanless by WE17DY May 28, 2010

Quanteen 

Quanteen is the name given to the number between five and six. It is found by dividing Tristan's variable by kristers fraction. The former is equal or not equal to the latter
Mrs Duffy: What did you get for question B Alex?
Alex: Mrs, is the answer quanteen?
Mrs Duffy: Yes that is correct.
Quanteen by Tristers December 21, 2022

Quantinium 

Quàn-tin-e-yum

The quantum of energy
The quantinium of the sun allows the sun to shine.
Quantinium by Neailotron June 20, 2016