quaf 

noun: an obnoxiously large mountain shaped or seed bumb like fold of hair on top of a females head.

that girls quaf could pretect me from getting shot in world war 2.

quaf by tori caputo and jenn ward. but mostly tori November 5, 2007

Quaf 

to watch QAF (Queer As Folf) extensively, to the point in which you do not believe you can be aroused to a higher extent.

Brooke- Hey Jess, ready to quaf tonight?
Jess- Brooke, when im a NOT ready to quaf?

Quaf by brookalicioussss December 14, 2008

Quaf 

Quaf is when air gets trapped inside a females vagina and makes a farting noise when it comes out.

AKA Queef

Terrence and Phillip "Quaf"

Quaf by tevans0000 September 9, 2009

Quaf 

-Verb
1. Queefing air out of a women's vagina that previously was forced by a fart from a man.

-Noun

1. The air forced out of the mans anus into the women's vagina after she has queefed it back out.

Wow that quaf smelled just like steve's ass!

Quaf by wrestlerpogo May 11, 2011

Quaf 

The plural of quef.

"Man, how many times did you Quaf, steve?"

Quaf by Sargent Snake August 30, 2006

Quaf 

Meaning a queer, awkward feeling.

"Dude, don't touch my leg ever again. You gave me the quaf!"
"This place is so quafy!"

Quaf by Jesenis February 21, 2009

quaf 

so u meet this girl at the bar and she got some nice tits so your like hey baby come with me to my house and shes drunk so she like aight lets roll, so you get to your house and you cant start all floppy you gotta get hard so she playin with your dick after your hard you lube your dick up and jam it in her ass make that hole huge big enough to put ur head in and u cant forget about her tits so you turn her over and lube her tits up and fuck her tits until you cum all over her tits then she licks it off her tits and spits it all over her face then you take a picture

wow you jus got quafed

quaf by pooponastickandlickitoff July 17, 2009