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Qes is commonly known for the sententious that are handed out like candy, and forced to right a “how have a made a mistake and what can I do to change is essay” when the majority of the time we have done nothing wrong, perhaps chewed a piece of gum, or rolled up our skirt. It’s also know for its colossal amount of pervy teachers, which for some reason isn’t show as a concern to anyone in the school board. The teachers are generally more conserned about how we look and present ourselves, rather than our mental wellbeing(although we get an assembly about it everyone mental health day, massive help thanks teach) when offstead comes around they all act like cats with katnip, and for some reason suddenly start being nice to us, but only when the offstead is in our classroom. qes has a sport hall that rather than being used for what you’d expect-sport- it’s used for a place that students go to smoke weed or cigarettes, or have a cheeky make out sesh with their s/o. The disabled toilets are rarely used by actual disabled people, but used as a place where students go to vape, or have a quick natter with their friends, or to hide from teachers when skipping class.
I need a cig
Ah yes let’s go to behind qes’ sports hall.
Qes by smne8id April 18, 2022
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What you say when you are so happy because you just won the lottery.
OMG! Qesfdafaasdfeqthdafvcdafeeeadsfdgasdfeght! I just won the lottery!

QEST WENA 

a respectful way of telling someone to shut the fuck up
Josh: your mom is dumb
Njabulo: Qest wena
QEST WENA by Lilbigmac October 12, 2021

qestiobs 

an expression used before one sneezes
to express that he/she feels the need to sneeze
Ron: QESTIOBS
*Harry steps back*
*Ron sneezes*
Harry: Bless you!
A guy who is shy at first, but once you get to know him, he is a friendly, funny, generous, and overall social person to you depending on your attitude towards him and others. Qeshaun also shines his brightest around those whom he considers a friend, as he tends to get confident when around them. Sometimes people get lost while staring him in the eyes and tend to feel an uncontrollable chill run up their spine. Though Qeshaun knows how to treat women with love and compassion. But he is very spiteful toward any men willing to challenge him at anything . Such as video games, racing, and weight lifting.
Qeshaun is pretty much the coolest guy you'll ever meet in your entire lifetime.
qeshaun by Qeshaun August 4, 2018
Qesayed, She is a sexy, strong, courageous, independent woman. A woman that isn't going to stand by and be bullied by anyone nor let you bully someone else in her presence. A woman that is both beautiful on the inside and out. She is a dear friend, a shoulder to cry on, an encourager, trustworthy and respectable.

Trust me, if u know a person like her, then ur are a hell of a lucky person.
You see that Qesayed? I wish I was beautiful like her.
Qesayed by Weirdly Anonymous December 11, 2020

qesztfcuhbokmwardxygvijnpl 

when you type letters then go left and down diagonally skipping every other line then type those lines the same way after you reached the end.

This happens when someone is very bored and puts their last brain cell to use.
I'll just type qesztfcuhbokmwardxygvijnpl instead of doing work.