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putty crotch 

When a woman’s genitalia, mainly the labia, hangs down and features quite stretchy attributes similar to a glob of putty.
Skyler: “Sam had me over yesterday, she kept begging me to stretch out her box flaps around my willie!”
Conrad: “oh dang dude! Did you get all over that putty crotch? “
Skyler: “Yes.”
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Slutty Putty 

when someone fingers a slut, and they squirt all over them
Ryan: dude, mikey got slutty putty all over forest last night.
Kevin: damn, thats dirty
Slutty Putty by tedddy<3 July 16, 2009

Puthy Pancake

A person who creates a negative atmosphere, destructs avenues of fun, or otherwise becomes a nuisance to companions; a party pooper an annoyingly stubborn person.
Stop being such a puthy pancake and CHUG, CHUG, CHUG!!

Putz-vetig 

Yiddish. Pain in the penis. Pronounced putz-vaytig.
He's a real putz-vetig, our president. A malchamoovitz. (Yiddish:angel of death).
Putz-vetig by Murray Haldanish September 27, 2019

suicide putty 

Parody of Billy Mays' mighty putty; from the You Tube Poop video YTP Billy Mays Suicide Putty
Hi! Billy Mays here with the new suicide putty! The easy way to kill yourself! Just knead to activate, apply, and die!
suicide putty by awl1993 July 6, 2010

putz master 

A coworker who seemingly spends his entire workday visually immersed on meaningless activities while all of his collegues are extremely busy working on real business. His outward appearance suggests he is diligently involved in some pertainent project when, in fact, if the contents of his screen are inspected, it becomes quickly apparent that he is just putzing away the hours on some usless bullshit. Usually the putz master is a nice person and has been put into a position that intellectually they are unable to perform so the coworker is confused as to whether they should help support his pitiful facade or alternatively end it all in the parking lot.
Coworker: "Hey, what have you been working on all week?"

Putz Master: "Ah, well, some import stuff. I'll show it to you next week".

Coworker: (under his breath), "Fucking putz master"
putz master by raging Jorge October 8, 2010