The Puritans were a conservative religious group on which many of our ways were founded. Puritan parts are areas which would be covered up by underwear.

It bothers me that she booty bumps her son while wearing fishnet stockings and a ribbon to cover the Puritan parts.

Puritan parts by ga2311 January 18, 2010

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Puritan’s Pride

The infamous Salem, Massachusetts-based supplier of “natural & organic” foods and supplements that sold moldy aflatoxin-laced grain, the consumption of which caused insanity and paranoia in many of the town’s younger females, leading them to erroneously accuse a number of the harmless elderly women in the area of practicing black magic.

“Puritan’s Pride” is a fitting name for the company that helped to create the Salem witch-trials… those highfalutin closed-minded paranoid Puritans had way too much foolish pride for their own --- and even more importantly, that of those unfortunate elderly wretches whom they falsely convicted of witchcraft –-- good!

Puritan’s Pride by QuacksO September 9, 2018

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Puritan twat

A person who stops any kind of enjoyment or entertainment for as many people as possible. On the misguided belief that these things are wrong for them and that they must Cease from doing them for the good of their health

A person in government who stops any kind of enjoyment or entertainment for as many people as possible - Boris Johnson he’s a puritan twat look he’s closed the pubs the shops the cinemas and also we can’t go to the park

Puritan twat by Big Mac 64 June 18, 2020

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Puritan Party of America

a not yet existing political party Noah Hirsch is trying to form

The Puritan Party of America is more conservative than the Constitution and Tea Parties.

Puritan Party of America by personwhoiswritingandtalking October 23, 2020

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