Portugese Rose Bush 

This act involves group sex, containing a minimum of four women and one man - at least one of the women in the group must be ovulating. The act involves the male party penetrating the ovulating female, then dabbing his blood-stained penis across the faces of the other female parties.

Matt (in Group Chat with six female friends): Hey ladies, care to pop by for a Portugese Rose Bush?
Sarah, Danielle, Lindsay, Erica, Kate & Lisa (simultaneously): FUCK YES!!!
Erica: I’m on the rag, so it looks like I’ll be the paint can!

Portugese Rose Bush by winnberg June 16, 2010

Portugese breakfast 

This ia a very satisfying, Tasty, and interestingly hot way to eat a sloppy omelette. First you need a willing particapent, after you have found one you need 3 eggs, some parsley, and oh yes the canadian bacon. Once you have all the ingredients mixed together pour them into the participants anal cavity, now the trick is to make them really hot they are in a sense the "skillet". This will warm the mix and it is now ready for consumption. The prefered tool for the pros is a straw. But you need to have some good lungs for this meal for you do need to work for it...

Wow i had the best portugese breakfast last night... Dude you were with steve all night....

Portugese breakfast by S 3 X Y Santa August 17, 2005

Portugese Sandwich 

When your doing a girl from behind during a threesome, you pull out, blow your load between her ass cheeks, squeeze her cheeks together and make the other girl lick it out.

Man I was having a threesome with my girl and her sister and I gave her sister a Portugese Sandwich

Portugese Sandwich by Jbone23 July 5, 2010

Portugese Pullout 

A traffic maneuver used by people attempting to turn left (or right in places where they drive on the left) onto a busy street. The driver pulls out and blocks one lane of traffic while waiting for an opening to appear in the other lane. Named for the originators of this maneuver, Rhode Island's Portugese community.

"This street is too busy to turn left on"
"Just use the Portugese Pullout."

Portugese Pullout by scohag September 7, 2011

Portugese Chopsticks

The act of simultaneously penetrating a woman's asshole and vagina at the same time with ones penis and a strapon in a way so that said accessories look like chopsticks.

I was trying the "Portugese Chopsticks" with your mother the other day when she realized there was no deli meet in the fridge. Thus explaining the lack of meat in your sandwich.

Portugese Chopsticks by Dzzz July 30, 2011

Portugese Whoopsadaisey 

When you are performing oral sex on a woman and she breaks wind.

I was going down on this girl she came so hard she gave me a Portugese Whoopsadaisey

Portugese Whoopsadaisey by Mr Horrific October 18, 2012

Portugese Icypole 

A gift that involves one excreting a cable (poo) of at least 6 inches and placing the cable in aluminium foil and freezing it. The frozen cable is presented as a gift in frozen form.

"Gus is planning on giving me a Portugese Icypole for my birthday..I can't wait"

Portugese Icypole by Griff N. Dawe. April 9, 2008