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What the poobah?
poobah by daz November 28, 2003
Woah, thats a poobah!
poobah by Deathbubble1 November 9, 2003
A self-important infant. Might be slightly egotistical.
Poobah is foolishly unaware that he is not the center of the universe.
Poobah by C'est La Vie April 11, 2021
I am playing scrabble with my fiancé and trying to prove her that literally any word can be posted on this website and that it shouldn’t be used as a reference
Oh yeah, I could come up with any word on urban dictionary. Watch this, I’ll post Poobah to prove a point
Poobah by It’s a me Luigi August 4, 2022

POOBAH DOOBAH

✦ THE ETERNAL POND ✦
Book I — The Still Water & The First Lesson

A legendary, cosmic pond that exists before time, before shame, and before bad vibes. Centered in infinite stillness floats Poobah Doobah, the three-eyed frog deity who judges nothing but somehow judges everything.

Mortals, especially overthinkers like Lumi, visit The Eternal Pond to dump the emotional baggage no one asked them to carry: expectations, fears, social pressure, and existential anxiety. The Pond doesn’t judge, it doesn’t explain—it absorbs, teaching that existence is enough and that not all stones are yours to carry.

Key teachings:

EXISTENCE IS ENOUGH

YOU DO NOT HAVE TO KEEP WHAT WAS NEVER YOURS
Dude, meditate like Poobah Doobah and let your thoughts sink into The Eternal Pond—you’ll feel lighter.

Grand Poobah 

Is a title given to someone who holds an exalted position.
The name has come to be used as a mocking title for someone important or high-ranking and who exhibits an inflated self-regard.
"Fred Flintstone and his friend Barney Rubble were members of the Loyal Order of Water Buffaloes Lodge No. 26. A high ranking elected position within this organization is Grand Poobah or Grand Imperial Poobah. Poobah is a title of respect and often is linked to might in a role."