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✦ THE ETERNAL POND ✦
Book I — The Still Water & The First Lesson
A legendary, cosmic pond that exists before time, before shame, and before bad vibes. Centered in infinite stillness floats Poobah Doobah, the three-eyed frog deity who judges nothing but somehow judges everything.
Mortals, especially overthinkers like Lumi, visit The Eternal Pond to dump the emotional baggage no one asked them to carry: expectations, fears, social pressure, and existential anxiety. The Pond doesn’t judge, it doesn’t explain—it absorbs, teaching that existence is enough and that not all stones are yours to carry.
Key teachings:
EXISTENCE IS ENOUGH
YOU DO NOT HAVE TO KEEP WHAT WAS NEVER YOURS
Book I — The Still Water & The First Lesson
A legendary, cosmic pond that exists before time, before shame, and before bad vibes. Centered in infinite stillness floats Poobah Doobah, the three-eyed frog deity who judges nothing but somehow judges everything.
Mortals, especially overthinkers like Lumi, visit The Eternal Pond to dump the emotional baggage no one asked them to carry: expectations, fears, social pressure, and existential anxiety. The Pond doesn’t judge, it doesn’t explain—it absorbs, teaching that existence is enough and that not all stones are yours to carry.
Key teachings:
EXISTENCE IS ENOUGH
YOU DO NOT HAVE TO KEEP WHAT WAS NEVER YOURS
Dude, meditate like Poobah Doobah and let your thoughts sink into The Eternal Pond—you’ll feel lighter.
by BeeyooteefulkilyWunderkfulk~ November 17, 2025
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