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Can be used to refer to someone who gets stoned off of weed often. Similar to the phrase “stoner”, only it’s far more subtle and less known by the general public.
Yeah, I’m a planter, what about it?
by sappysardene August 12, 2021
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Planter's Penis

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A planter's penis is when the greenhouse effect obtains an erection.
Oh no Global Warming! And holy hell, Look at the huge Planter's Penis!
by Deutsch January 6, 2003
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planter hurl

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The act of spontaneously vomiting induced by the sight of a foreign object on the male sex organ immediately ensuing anal sex.
I saw a peanut on my dick after fucking Ethel up the ass and "Planter Hurled" before I could cum.
by se7en 154 April 30, 2003
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Planter's Ass

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A person who sits long periods of time on their ass causing it to widen and become platform like. It will take shape of the seat of the chair. More likely a fat person on welfare who has no life.
Jerry points out to his son Tom and says "Look at your mom sitting in the chair on the computer all day, I think she's developing Planter's Ass. "
by Browning802 February 10, 2017
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Planter's Peanut Worts

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Planter's Peanut Worts is now recognized as an extremely rare infectious stage of health disorder found amongst peanut plantation slumlord Masters from the State of Georgia.
Former President Jimmy Carter was removed from his local Habitat for Humanities health care facility to his dry roasting house for home hospice because of Planter's Peanut Worts. A local non-union brain surgeon will attempt to remove his peanut if not put up to bid soon.
by BigFranky@hotmail.com February 20, 2023
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tire planter

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An outdoor planter made out of an old used tire, which is cut zig-zag around the edges, turned inside out, and sometimes painted. Also know as a "tie-ya planta".

See bathtub jesus and lawn ball
In many parts of the U.S., and especially in Rhode Island, tire planters are an essential part of some landscapes.
by bkdouble October 15, 2006
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A Planter

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When you stand in void fissure. Earthquake, or any other graphically intensive AOE.
Xcelerate has died from Corborus' burrow.

Group: Looks like Xcelerate pulled a planter.
by SheckyMcFerris December 16, 2010
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