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1. Always land on their feet
2. have cool eye patches ... even if they have both eyes
3. have dice
4. have guns
5. pirates are not ordinary humans so they can kill ninjas!
6. have cool ships
7. have better swords then ninjas
8. are all around better then ninjas
9. have a lot of movies about them (way more then ninjas)
10. wear red on thursdays
11. have graduated from Pyro Pirate Academy of One-Eyed Peter!
12. polish their peg legs
13. say thinds like scally-wagger and scurvy-chap
14. Arrrrr! need i say more
15. pack a mean punch
16. always have the best snacks
17. will make you walk the plank if your not as cool as them
18. start all the major fashion trends
19. don't go crying to their mommies ... like ninjas
20. know how to handle a lady
21. knows how to DAG people better then ninjas
22. have pretty cool boots
23. get all the tasty rum
24. have pretty good cursive
25. have more extended vocabualary then ninjas
26. are absolutley amazing!!!
ARRRR!
Arrr...me matey! I'm a pirate!

Joe: Dude, pirates rock.
Greg: Iknow, they're totally better than those retarded ninjas!
Cindy: My dad's a pirate.
Joe/Greg: Cool...
pirate by Marsha/Betty October 14, 2006
1. n. Arch rival of the ninja.
2. n. Devotee of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
1. Pirates are way cooler than ninjas.
2. You must wear full pirate regalia to worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster properly.
pirate by Myc September 14, 2005
When a woman is giving you head pull out before ejaculation and blow your load in her eye. Then kick her in the shin. After completing those 2 tasks you have gave a women the pirate.
Dude i gave Kevo's sister the Pirate last night.
Pirate by Names_M October 10, 2005
A promiscuous woman, constantly in search of capturing more semen.
Bob: Wow, that's the fourth guy she's hooked up with this week.
John: I'm not surprised. She's a pirate.
Pirate by Thoxis May 21, 2019
A new subculture in the USA. Pirates are tolerant people, racists, homophobes, or racists are found nowhere in the pirate scene. They're not judgemental people at all. Because of this, pirates tend to get along with everybody. A pirate is always around for his/her friends, who are typically fellow pirates

The subculture revolves around music. Because of this, many pirates are musicians. Many other pirates tend to go into other music-related careers. A pirate will appreciate music of any genre, though they tend to avoid mainstream music. Typical pirates, listen to punk rock, grunge, metal, jazz, classic rock, anything that requires a good mind to appreciate.

There is no definitive pirate fashion. Pirates are allowed to dress as they please, although it helps if you avoid shoppin at stores such as Hollister and Abercrombie. Pirates have plenty of band shirts, as it's part of the culture.

Pirates swear like sailors. They know how to have a good time and seek to entertain themselves, and others. They tend to get along with everybody. Pirates are always around for their friends- they're about unity.
Dude 1; Man, that dude Sid Sandinista is pirate incarnate.
Dude 2; What do you expect? He created pirate culture with his buddies.
Dude 1; Figures.
Pirate by Larry Adams October 22, 2011