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Pink panther 

He used to be a cartoon he became rich then a year after his contract was up he got a crack addiction and now he started a gang called imperial gangsters he was then able to make money to support his crack addiction and he is now in prison for life for murder of hitler
Person A: i farted
Person B: yep u r on crack like the pink panther
Hitler:pink panther did not kill me i framed him the cops r stupid so so stupid
That detective on pink panther:*Ahem* i knew that him tying u to a space rocket with a bomb on ur chest would not add up there aint even a space station round here *Handcuffs hitler*
hitler:you cant stop the panther holocaust as im a nazi
Person B:aw save it hitler shouldent u be dead u must be 200 by now
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Pink Panther 

When you finish taking a shit but realize that you are out of toilet paper. This results in one having to awkwardly shuffle around with ones pants down to find toilet paper while avoiding getting faeces on nearby surfaces such as the floor. This is called a Pink Panther because the objective is not to be seen. One can even hum the tune of the Pink Panther movies to add to the feel of espionage on their journey to the cupboard, or in the worst case, the corner store.
1. I pulled a Pink Panther at school, I had to get all the way downstairs to the janitors closet without being seen.

2. Grandma tried pulling a Pink Panther, but fell down a flight of stairs and broke her hip.

3. I had to pull a Pink Panther last night, working under the cover of darkness is easy, until you grab sandpaper.
Pink Panther by Christ almighty October 24, 2007

Pink Panther 

An older gay guy who is interested in younger gay men.
Phil is dating a guy 20 years older than him. The guy he's dating is a total pink panther.
Pink Panther by dexfactor October 12, 2009

Pink Panther 

A woman's genital area usually with many pubic hairs, since panthers have fur.

Vaginas are pink, hence Pink Panther.
Bob: Check it out, Cindy isn't wearing underwear!
Dale: Nasty, check out that furry pink panther!
Pink Panther by rod6969696 December 20, 2008

Pink Panther 

1. easy
2. no problem to get down their pants
3. works well on knees
4. has legs spread more then catholic boys do going to confession.
Pink Panther by Pope John Paul II December 10, 2003

Pink Panther 

When you give head to a girl during her period
I didn't even know she was on her period. She ended up giving me a pink panther.
Pink Panther by deeberman July 4, 2005

Pink Panther 

DHP, or "Diphenhydramine" - a chemical found in OTC Benadryl allergy pills or in sleep aids. High doses of this legal substance induces hallucinations and sedative effects. Its nickname -"Pink Panther" - comes from it's physical appearance - which is often pink in color - and the realistic hallucinations that it induces.

DHP is abundant in rather negative bodily effects and harms, so it is recommended that prospective users weight out the pros and cons of taking this drug. Stay safe, enjoy life, and peace ✌
"The world of the Pink Panther is a very discordant, dysfunctional realm of space and time."

"Respect the Pink Panther".

- Erowid trip report
Pink Panther by psychonaut920 November 20, 2016