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Pikesville Middle School

An okay school in BCPS that is filled with Baltimore County people that think they are from Baltimore City, white people trying to be black, rich kids, kids zoned for Owings Mills Middle, memes, and gray sweatpants. Whether you like it or not, Pikesville Middle is a way of life.
Person 1: Oh, you go to Pikesville Middle School?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: What's it like?
Person 2: Memes, gray sweatpants, and "thugs" that live in Baltimore County
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Pikesville middle school

Home of the fake students: the pythons. This school is fucking horrible. It is like a prison. The teachers don’t really give a fuck about you, they just want whatever money they get paid. They yell at your face and meddle in your business. The students spread rumors, talk shit, and fight in the hallways. it isn’t really ghetto but every now and again, you’ll see a single twist, braid or a whole ass weave on the floor. No biggie. If you go to pikesville im so sorry.

Pikesville Syndrome 

the pikesville syndrome: a peculiar and repulsive, but growing, mental illness defined by malignant narcissism accompanied by fetid self-absorption, unearned self-righteousness, blind faith and casual racism. pikesville maryland is the epicenter of the Dunning-Kruger effect and they will let you know it within seconds. self-reflection is against the law there. taking responsibility for one's own action is considered bad form. stealing is an art. treachery is what's for dinner.
"can you believe that Pikesville person just took food out of my shopping cart cut in front of me in line and farted the stench of rotten flesh while calling me a lazy illegal?" "don't worry about. it's the Pikesville Syndrome. those people are not actually people"

Pikeville 

A laid back town in Eastern Kentucky were everybody knows your name and you are proud that you are from this area.

The city that moves mountains and how of the biggest engineering project this side of the Panama canal.

Home of Hillbilly Days, this biggest festival in East Kentucky.

City in the eastern coal fields that run trough east kentucky and west virgina
Man, those guys in Pikeville sure know how to treat you well.
Pikeville by eplingphoto June 25, 2008

pikeyville 

me"we cant go 2 dilkes today, wed have to walk through pikeyville"
pikeyville by blox2006 August 15, 2006

pikeville high school

A Garbage school with horrible food and dumbass teachers and a retarded Principal
Bob-"Did you try that burger that the school had it was disgusting"

John-"Hell no I'd rather starve than eat that , Pikeville High School Sucks"

Pineville 

Located in Louisiana, it is one of the worst cities in America to live in if you have any hope for a decent future. 3/4 of the jobs are minimum wage, where all the roads are bumpy, nothing to do, and where its city officials would rather build another Walmart in an area already sorely congested by traffic, than a movie theater (it has none). It is also a well known drug area in Louisiana, which makes sense because most people have to get on drugs to escape the overwhelming boredom that comes with living here.
If you live in Pineville, may God have mercy on your soul, because it will take mercy to get out of that town.
Pineville by Pineville October 23, 2014