Cleveland Apple Picking 

The act of anal intercourse in which upon pulling out a little piece of fecal matter finds its way into your dick hole causing the head of your dick to turn as red as a an apple.

So I went Cleveland apple picking with my girlfriend this weekend and when i pulled out i thought my dickhead was gonna explode.

Cleveland Apple Picking by timmyzisgay December 9, 2008

apple picking

Going to bars or other public places with the intent to talk to, flirt or pick up "women" with an adam's apple.

"Did you see that dude with John last night?" - alex

"Ya, they went apple picking last night" - tom

apple picking by Justin Power October 21, 2007

Apple Picking

When someone steals Apple Products such as iPhones, iPads, iPod Touches, and other stuff created by Apple.

Person 1: Some guy was Apple Picking his iPhone.
Person 2: I still have my iPad on my backpack to avoid that Apple Picker.
Person 1: I think that guy wanted an iPhone so bad.
Person 2: I hope I don't get robbed...

Apple Picking by Nyker2000 September 19, 2012

Apple Picking Weekend 

A bad weekend of NFL football when there are no good matchups or fun games to gamble on.

There are no good games this weekend. Perfect time to appease the wife and kids for an apple picking weekend or go to the pumpkin patch.

Apple Picking Weekend by Bill Simmons Spoiled Son October 13, 2020

Apple Picking

When you are above her and she is sucking your dick, but she starts to fondle your big old rusty, dusty, crusty, and wrinkly balls, and she then yanks them.

"Oh that feels good 😌... Ow! Stop Apple Picking, you fucking dirty whore!"

Apple Picking by ClinicallyComedic March 8, 2017

apple picking

When the woman is on top while having sex, the man reaches for her titties, and she leans slightly back so he misses them and is left grasping thin air. The man has then gone apple picking.

Sally: "Me and Jerry was gettin it last night!"
Mary: "oh yeah? Did you try anything new to spice it up?
Sally: "Well, when I was on top I had him apple picking like he was hungry!"

apple picking by GingerPaws February 8, 2017

Apple Picking

The fetish of plucking out a man’s testicle hairs.

Dave’s balls are smooth and shiny since last night’s apple picking!

Apple Picking by Orchard-eer September 24, 2020